Ghost in the Shell (2017)
This is what would happen if The Bourne Identity and Blade Runner had a baby that was raised by one of Michael Bay’s roommates.
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This is what would happen if The Bourne Identity and Blade Runner had a baby that was raised by one of Michael Bay’s roommates.
It’s everything you liked about the first one, without all the heart.
A simple story about redemption that packs more of an emotional charge than you’d expect
If you like shows about Superman that do not have Superman in them, you’re in for a treat.
Who is motivated by greed, and who is motivated by honor? And possibly, still greed?
Benedict Cumberbatch’s buttery baritone has single-handedly revived the women’s undergarment industry in Great Britain.
Not all the Rocky movies are great, but they’re all watchable. This one is both.
Star Trek Beyond is a mostly satisfying, perfectly entertaining film that still feels like it leaves a lot on the table.
An arthritic cyborg with crow’s feet and flabby tits is really the least offensive thing about Terminator Genisys.
It’s a great time to be alive if you’re into comic book heroes.
It whisks away the stench of the Hated Prequels and restores much needed balance to the Force.
You would think the fourth most expensive movie ever made would have a super-kick-ass-awesomely-wicked story, right?
It’s a strange thing, being a James Bond fan. I guess the secret is learning to live with disappointment.
Elite Squad 2 makes sweet love to all other cop movies, and calls them names the whole time.
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It’s literally the cinematic equivalent of eating at an Applebee’s and not getting food poising.