Jack Burton Saw Man of Steel
One of my primary complaints about Superman Returns was the almost total lack of Superman punching things. Well, in this movie Superman punches everything.
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One of my primary complaints about Superman Returns was the almost total lack of Superman punching things. Well, in this movie Superman punches everything.
It is my intention to regale you with the delightful story of how I accidentally killed a little part of someone I care about, using nothing but the ancient art of film criticism.
Into Darkness is a mostly enjoyable, action packed, utterly brainless collage of sight, sound, color and glorious stupidity.
The funny thing about Big Bad Wolves is that it’s actually kind of funny, but not before it’s really, really not.
Every high school has that One Girl, a living doll whose winsome smile and coy demeanor drives all the boys nuts.
I have fulfilled my moral imperative and heeded the faint but perceptible voice of Jack Nicholson beckoning me forth…with an axe.
Now here are some funny and heartwarming thoughts about a bunch of trailers I saw this week.
Now here are some heartwarming thoughts about a bunch of trailers I saw this week.
The first time I saw The Evil Dead was also the night I sealed the deal with that cute girl from band class. Thanks, Sam Raimi!
During this film you will witness (sometimes literally) off the wall, brain meltingly inventive action sequences sufficient to make The Expendables look like a bunch of ballerinas.
Televisions? Where we’re going, we won’t NEED televisions.