Black Adam (2022)
You’re better than this, Dwayne.
What Are We Up To? 11/20/22
If nothing else, we strive for technical correctness.
City Slickers (1991)
Aww, couldn’t you just put that on a T-shirt for your dad?
Bullet Train (2022)
“Many times the wrong train took me to the right place” – Agatha Christie
Hellraiser (2022)
You have chosen the Sufficient Configuration.
Halloween Ends (2022)
Halloween does end. But we didn’t need 3 movies to tell this story.
Sorcerer (1977)
Sorcerer is only two hours long but it takes at least three out of you.
What Are We Up To? 10/04/22
Choose love.Sit here.
Drive Angry (2011)
The essence of madness, captured on film.
RRR (2022)
Up is down. Down is up. RRR is WTF.
What Are We Up To? 09/09/22
My so-called life.
Prey (2022)
Subtlety and finesse are not the Comanche way.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
Nicolas Cage is the star of movies like National Treasure and national treasures like Con Air.
The Gray Man
To my surprise, Netflix delivers a competent action movie.
Jurassic World: Dominion
The Jurassic era lumbers to a conclusion with the overstuffed Jurassic World: Dominion.
What Are We Up To? 07/05/22
Take a break from the fall of the Free World by staring at dumb things!
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