Firestarter by Stephen King
“Burn it down, Charlie.”
Pearl – Josh Malerman
My little piggy needed something new…
The Luminous Dead – Caitlin Starling
Let’s go caving with a-holes.
The Devil and the Dark Water – Stuart Turton
Take a diabolical voyage on the high seas!
Malignant (2021)
A gory, crazy thrill ride that is a love letter to the schlock cult classics of the ’80s.
The Twisted Ones – T. Kingfisher
I twisted myself around like the twisted ones…
The Last American Vampire – Seth Grahame-Smith
A goofy, gory journey through American history!
Rings (2016)
Before you die you see the ring. Or rings. Or hear ringing maybe. 3 movies in and I’m still not sure why you see the ring before you die.
The Girl With All the Gifts – M.R. Carey
Fans of apocalyptic science fiction and zombie horror will find a lot to like in The Girl With All the Gifts.
The Family is expecting you. – Resident Evil 7 Demo/Teaser
I played the demo/teaser for Resident Evil 7 last night and it’s a hell of a shift from earlier presentations. The game is presented in first person which is a … Continue Reading The Family is expecting you. – Resident Evil 7 Demo/Teaser
The Boy
Some movies are so bad they are good. Some are so bad they are bad. Then there are those that are so truly terrible they make you want to go … Continue Reading The Boy
The Visit: The newest (terrible) film by M. Night Shyamalan
Wow! The Visit, M. Night Shayamalan’s decently reviewed newest movie, is a total piece of shit. It’s a fucking garbage fire of a movie. I won’t be surprised to learn … Continue Reading The Visit: The newest (terrible) film by M. Night Shyamalan
Poltergeist (2015)
The original Poltergeist is one of my favorite movies. The 1982 Spielberg* classic (*Tobe Hooper did not direct this movie. I don’t care what the credits or anyone says.) mixes … Continue Reading Poltergeist (2015)
Who Goes There? – John W. Campbell, Jr.
The basis for both the 1951 movie The Thing From Another World and John Carpenter’s much more faithful adaptation, 1982’s The Thing, (the less said about the 2011 remake/prequel the … Continue Reading Who Goes There? – John W. Campbell, Jr.
Dead in the Water – Nancy Holder
“This is how it will be when you drown.” Dead in the Water by Nancy Holder is about a ghost ship and the horror that befalls shipwreck survivors who board … Continue Reading Dead in the Water – Nancy Holder
We Have Always Lived in the Castle – Shirley Jackson
Shirley Jackson’s last full length novel is a startling and unsettling peek behind the curtains of the house at the end of the street that is always dark. The one … Continue Reading We Have Always Lived in the Castle – Shirley Jackson
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