The Hall Monitor (11/05/25)
This week, we bring you a sci-fi three pack, because we drank the other three on the way over.
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This week, we bring you a sci-fi three pack, because we drank the other three on the way over.
This week’s Hall Monitor brings you three tales of performance and deception
If you can meet it where it is, Withnail and I will stick with you indefinitely.
The Black Hole presents us with a hauntingly simple horror story.
A low-budget, offbeat surf thriller starring Nic Cage? Why was I not informed?
Come to Locked for the premise, stay for the acting—but do not go in with lasting expectations.
Hot damn, we finally have a Superman movie worth celebrating.
For the first time, I’m not watching Alien for the creatures in the shadows.
I don’t often watch horror movies, but when I do…I like to do it with a smile on my face.
If you DID get caught between the moon and New York City, the best that you could do is fall to your death
Stop looking at me!!!
This is what happens when you make out with your Mom.
Warning: This movie could get you pregnant.
CHiPs is a crime that cannot, and MUST not be forgiven.
The Game may not be Fincher’s best work, but it’s a strange, stylish flash in the pan that’s well worth revisiting.
Dazed and Confused holds up a blurry, humid, beer-streaked mirror and asks: Do you see yourself in this?