Ghost in the Shell (2017)
This is what would happen if The Bourne Identity and Blade Runner had a baby that was raised by one of Michael Bay’s roommates.
John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)
It’s everything you liked about the first one, without all the heart.
Logan (2017) Movie Review
A simple story about redemption that packs more of an emotional charge than you’d expect
Trailer Roundup – 07/30/17
If you like shows about Superman that do not have Superman in them, you’re in for a treat.
Consider me Bitten – The Five Venoms (1978)
Who is motivated by greed, and who is motivated by honor? And possibly, still greed?
Doctor Strange (2016) was very…strange
Benedict Cumberbatch’s buttery baritone has single-handedly revived the women’s undergarment industry in Great Britain.
Creed (2015) – Movie Review
Not all the Rocky movies are great, but they’re all watchable. This one is both.
Star Trek Beyond (2016) – Movie Review
Star Trek Beyond is a mostly satisfying, perfectly entertaining film that still feels like it leaves a lot on the table.
Terminator Genisys (2015) – Movie Review
An arthritic cyborg with crow’s feet and flabby tits is really the least offensive thing about Terminator Genisys.
Trailer Roundup – 07/23/16
It’s a great time to be alive if you’re into comic book heroes.
The Force Awakens (2015) – Take 2
It whisks away the stench of the Hated Prequels and restores much needed balance to the Force.
John Carter (2012) – Movie Review
You would think the fourth most expensive movie ever made would have a super-kick-ass-awesomely-wicked story, right?
Spectre (2015) – Movie Review
It’s a strange thing, being a James Bond fan. I guess the secret is learning to live with disappointment.
Elite Squad 2 will kick your ass and you will like it
Elite Squad 2 makes sweet love to all other cop movies, and calls them names the whole time.
World War Z Was a Movie
It’s literally the cinematic equivalent of eating at an Applebee’s and not getting food poising.
Jack Burton Saw Man of Steel
One of my primary complaints about Superman Returns was the almost total lack of Superman punching things. Well, in this movie Superman punches everything.
